Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Help Paulo Get Out of Brazil
I got this e-mail yesterday:
I am a Professional Butcher looking for an experienced abroad.
Could you send me an Application for Employment from your company, please ?
APPLYING FOR POSITION
PRESENT PROFESSION: Butcher
HOW LONG: 7 Years
We butchers need to stick together.
Paulo is a very ... nice ... butcher, who has been slaughtering cows and pigs and god-knows-what for 7 years.
He now wants to slaughter edible animals "abroad." We're not sure why.
To quote my favorite movie "The Big Lebowski":
Got any leads?