The Meat of the Matter

The Butcher Used to be Blond

That's just one of the facts that you'll learn about me by reading Brian's Post, which is his recount of a story from when we were younger. You'll also find out that I was a porn-starved youngster, that Brian was my supplier, that I ratted him out, and had him banished to the Isle of Lancashire, where he was tortured by repeated viewings of Star Wars. Anyway, it's good reading and I promise you'll laugh. It's all true.