The Meat of the Matter

The Snivel War

Hey all you people in San Francisco, stop putting Los Angeles down. We know we have traffic. We know we have smog. We know we don't have as much "culture". We know that your city is prettier than ours. But at least we didn't marry a bunch of same-sex couples and say "Oops! Only kidding!" And our women are better looking. So there. :P